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    1.   Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Closed. I love them closed.

    2.   Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Nah, they mess up my hair.

    3.   Have you ever cried over a break-up?
No. I don’t cry. Especially over other people.

    4.   Where is your next vacation?
I have no idea.

    5.   Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Well… no, but I have the McDonalds “M” in my garage.
Don’t ask. xD

    6.   Who do you think reads these?
Two friends I know for sure.

    7.   Do you have a calendar in your room?
Yep. It’s an Air Force calendar.

    8.   Where are you?
In my room. xD

    9.   What’s your plan for the day?
The day is dead now. It’s the middle of the evening. So, I’ll probably study.

    10.                Are you reading any books right now?
Divergent. CHRIST THIS BOOK IS A DRUG.

    11.                Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
When I’m sad.

    12.                Would you rather be alone, or with other people?
Alone. Very alone. People are nothing but trouble.

    13.                Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Dance? HA! I can’t dance to save my life. I awkwardly twirl sometimes, but I have to have music.

    14.                Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nah.

    15.                What is your “Song of the Week”?
Bring Me The Night- Sam Tsui

    16.                Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Pink is just a color. Of course.

    17.                Do you still watch cartoons?
Occasionally.

    18.                Whats your favorite love movie?
Titanic.

    19.                What do you drink with dinner?
Water, that’s all I’m allowed to drink.

    20.                What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
Nothing? You’re supposed to dip them in something?

    21.                What is your favorite food/cuisine?
Idk… Uh. Dirty rice, I guess.

    22.                What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Tarzan. <#

    23.                Last person you hugged/kissed?
Raines.

    24.                Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
I was. <#

    25.                Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
NO. That stuff can ruin your career, yo.

    26.                When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Today! I just mailed it, actually.

    27.                Can you change the oil on a car?
Yeah, I had to learn.

    28.                Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
*can’t drive without Dad in the car* No.

    29.                Run out of gas?
No.

    30.                Favorite kind of sandwich?
I don’t eat sandwiches.

    31.                Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pancakes. (OPHELIAAAAAA)

    32.                What is your usual bedtime?
9:30PM

    33.                Are you lazy?
Yes. Yes yes yes yes.

    34.                When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Friend, I still dress up. xD
What I can remember… Hmm.. A devil, a vampire, and a witch. That’s ‘bout it.

    35.                Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to have a subscription to Nick magazine, but they stopped making them years ago.

    36.                Which are better, legos or Lincoln logs?
Idk what Lincoln logs are, so I’m saying legos.

    37.                Are you stubborn?
Depends on the situation, yo.

    38.                Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
I don’t watch The Tonight Show, sorry.

    39.                Ever watch soap operas?
No.

    40.                Afraid of heights?
No way! :D

    41.                Sing in the car?
No. It’s awkward.

    42.                Dance in the shower?
Wtf? No, I’d fall! XD

    43.                Dance in the car?
And cause a wreck? Sounds smart. If anyone starts dancing in the car, like legit dancing and I’m driving, I’m kicking them out.

    44.                Ever used a gun?
Mmhm. I’m very familiar with them.

    45.                Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No, I think they’re cute.

    46.                Is Christmas stressful?
Yeah.

    47.                Ever eat a pierogi?
A what?

    48.                Major annoyance right now?
This bitch in my JROTC class. Urgh….

    49.                Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Vet.

    50.                Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah.

    51.                Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
Plenty of times.

    52.                Do you take a vitamin daily?
I used to, but my brother eats them all. They’re gummies. He takes like, five a day, when you’re only supposed to take two.

    53.                Wear slippers?
Not regularly.

    54.                Wear a bath robe?
Yeah, one I got from Japan.

    55.                What do you wear to bed?
Usually a night dress. If I’m over at someones house, I’ll wear a tank top and some long pants.

    56.                Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Target.

    57.                Nike or Adidas?
Nike. They last longer.

    58.                Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos.

    59.                Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.

    60.                Ever hear of, “gorp”?
It’s another word for trail mix, right?

    61.                Ever taken karate?
I wanted to.

    62.                Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yeah.

    63.                Can you curl your tongue?
No.

    64.                Ever won a spelling bee?
Surprisingly, yes! Many! I almost went to nationals, but my school wouldn’t fund me.

    65.                Ever cried because you were so happy?
No.

    66.                Own any record albums?
Noooope.

    67.                Own a record player?
An old hand-me-down. It’s not mine, and I’m not allowed to touch it.

    68.                Regularly burn incense?
My mom does.

    69.                Ever been in love?
FUCK LOVE.

    70.                Hot tea or cold tea:
Hot.

    71.                Tea or coffee?
Tea.

    72.                Favorite kind of cookie?
Sugar.

    73.                Can you swim well?
I AM A DOLPHIN. I SWIM. EVERYWHERE.

    74.                Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Mmhm!

    75.                Are you patient?
I waited three years for someone, and I’m still waiting. I can wait longer.

    76.                Ever won a contest?
Spelling Bee…

    77.                Ever had plastic surgery?
No.

    78.                Which are better black or green olives?
EW OLIVES.
EW.
EWEWEWEW.
I HATE THEM TERRIBLY.

    79.                Can you knit or crochet?
I can knit.

    80.                Wash room or bathroom?
I call it a restroom.

    81.                Do you want to get married?
I don’t know. Maybe.

    82.                Who was your High School crush?
*in high school currently*

    83.                Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
My friend, I am not a five year old.
No one does that.
You see stuff like that in kids five and below, and movies.

    84.                Do you have kids?
No.

    85.                Do you want kids?
No.

    86.                What kind of mom are you?
Not a mom.

    87.                Do you miss anyone right now?
Dominic. He’s the only one I want right now. I’m sick of everyone else.

    88.                Who do you want to see right now?

Dominic. As soon as possible. Or Haley, I miss her terribly. Dustin, too. 



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*points to #87* Well, then... *shrinks away*